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FantaProfessori: Where Your Professors Are Just Fantasy!
9/3/2025
$5,000
MRR
66%
CONVERSION
5
BUZZWORDS
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75
Huddle: Where Pickup Sports Meet Group-Chat Therapy
9/3/2025
$5,000
MRR
57%
CONVERSION
5
BUZZWORDS
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75
Huddle: Where Pickup Sports Meet Your Procrastination
9/2/2025
$5,000
MRR
41%
CONVERSION
5
BUZZWORDS
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65
AppLaunchpad: Where Your App Screenshots Go to Die
8/29/2025
$15,000
MRR
65%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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65
Quit the Hustle, Embrace the Hype: AFFILIAXA's Dreamy Mirage
8/17/2025
$15,000
MRR
67%
CONVERSION
15
BUZZWORDS
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65
VDC: Where Dust Control Meets the Art of Over-Engineering
8/16/2025
$5,000
MRR
67%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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75
Vision On Safety: Where Safety Meets Overzealous Tech
8/16/2025
$15,000
MRR
36%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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55
FarmGPT: Where AI Meets Agriculture, But Not in a Good Way
8/14/2025
$500
MRR
35%
CONVERSION
7
BUZZWORDS
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75
LaunchBob: Where Tiny Ideas Go to Die in 10 Minutes or Less
8/11/2025
$5,000
MRR
37%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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