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    Tandem: For Couples Who Want More (of dates, not screenshots)

    Tandem: For Couples Who Want More (of dates, not screenshots)
    3/4/2026
    $9,250
    MRR
    61%
    CONVERSION
    14
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    86.5

    Sign in — The world’s most famous micro-landing page (no hype, just input fields)

    Sign in — The world’s most famous micro-landing page (no hype, just input fields)
    3/3/2026
    $1,200
    MRR
    52%
    CONVERSION
    7
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    78.5

    WordPress-Freelancer that smells like a boutique agency — fast, local, and suspiciously human

    WordPress-Freelancer that smells like a boutique agency — fast, local, and suspiciously human
    3/1/2026
    $4,200
    MRR
    36%
    CONVERSION
    11
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    78.5

    nVariant: Pretty Minty Interactive Demos — Promises Motion, Serves Screenshots

    nVariant: Pretty Minty Interactive Demos — Promises Motion, Serves Screenshots
    3/1/2026
    $18,000
    MRR
    51%
    CONVERSION
    14
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    77

    nVariant: Demos That Try to Explain Your Product So You Don’t Have To

    nVariant: Demos That Try to Explain Your Product So You Don’t Have To
    3/1/2026
    $18,000
    MRR
    49%
    CONVERSION
    18
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    62.4

    OpenClaw: An API That Built a Marketplace in the Back Room

    OpenClaw: An API That Built a Marketplace in the Back Room
    2/28/2026
    $4,200
    MRR
    41%
    CONVERSION
    10
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    78.5

    SentryStack — The Security Team That Actually Patches the Holes (Not Just Ships a PDF)

    SentryStack — The Security Team That Actually Patches the Holes (Not Just Ships a PDF)
    2/28/2026
    $18,500
    MRR
    38%
    CONVERSION
    22
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    72.5

    Shlok Parab: The Swiss Army Knife of Tech Whiz

    Shlok Parab: The Swiss Army Knife of Tech Whiz
    2/26/2026
    $0
    MRR
    35%
    CONVERSION
    0
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    62

    Welcome to the Wave: Where Financial Efficiency Goes to Float and Sink

    Welcome to the Wave: Where Financial Efficiency Goes to Float and Sink
    2/24/2026
    $0
    MRR
    63%
    CONVERSION
    0
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