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Safetly: Where Security Meets Confusion – A Match Made in UX Hell!
7/10/2025
$5,000
MRR
46%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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65
BITE: The AI Tutor That Might Just Bite Back!
7/5/2025
$1,500
MRR
64%
CONVERSION
12
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AppSumo: Where Software Deals Go to Live Their Best Life (and Die a Little)
7/4/2025
$500,000
MRR
56%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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65
Unstck: The Anti-Procrastination App That’s Just as Confusing as Your Last Relationship
6/23/2025
$15,000
MRR
45%
CONVERSION
10
BUZZWORDS
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65
Redesign AI: Where Your Room Gets a Makeover Faster Than Your Last Relationship!
6/19/2025
$15,000
MRR
52%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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65
Build Your Startup in a Day? More Like Build Your Hopes Up!
6/18/2025
$5,000
MRR
44%
CONVERSION
15
BUZZWORDS
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65
Seen Web Developers: Your Neighborhood Branding Experts or Just Another Overhyped Agency?
6/17/2025
$15,000
MRR
62%
CONVERSION
12
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55
Digimondo: Where IoT Dreams Go to Die
6/15/2025
$5,000
MRR
67%
CONVERSION
15
BUZZWORDS
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65
When Your IoT Solutions Are More Complicated Than Your Love Life
6/15/2025
$15,000
MRR
37%
CONVERSION
15
BUZZWORDS
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