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Simpli: The Swiss Army Knife of Developer Tools—If Only It Had a Blade!
3/27/2025
$500
MRR
39%
CONVERSION
10
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75
Nykotech: Where MVPs Go to Die... or Thrive?
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
48%
CONVERSION
15
BUZZWORDS
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75
Nykotech: Where MVPs Go to Die... Fast!
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
49%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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55
CareerReceipt: The Resume's Funeral Director
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
44%
CONVERSION
5
BUZZWORDS
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65
Never Lose a Domain Again? More Like Never Find One!
3/27/2025
$1,500
MRR
44%
CONVERSION
10
BUZZWORDS
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65
Beatchurn: The Customer Success Tool That’s More Confusing Than Your Last Relationship
3/27/2025
$15,000
MRR
66%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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65
Stealth Seller: The Only Thing More Creepy Than Your Ex's Social Media Stalking
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
51%
CONVERSION
5
BUZZWORDS
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65
Heartfulness: Where Meditation Meets Confusion
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
30%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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75
Zenblog: The Blogging CMS That’s Simpler Than Your Last Relationship
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
57%
CONVERSION
7
BUZZWORDS
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